Haikus For "Yous"

Hallo mes amis,
I wrote some haikus for "yous"
amuse-toi; merci:


I wrote some haikus.
You are reading them right now,
wishing I hadn't.


PC restarted
I was working on some stuff.
Now it is erased.


I'm drowning in math;
It's linear programming.
"It's simple," they say.


Your ad on YouTube
Does not make me more likely
To buy your product.


Your ad on YouTube
Does make me much more likely
to close YouTube tabs.


Sherlock wears trench coats
And so do I; so therefore...
make your deductions.


I miss France right now;
So many good foods to eat,
such beautiful light.


J'ai un espresso.
Ich liebe dich, espresso,
comme le chocolat


Why espresso "shots?"
I'd like a full cupful please...
not this tiny thing.


What is this "bae" stuff?
"Swedish defense company??"
Stop using this please!


If you give me cheese,
I will love you forever
but I won't share it.


You are wondering:
"How many more of these things
do I have to read?!?"


This is the last one.
Merci beaucoup--will write more.
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